At first glance, it’s harmless:Singers in silver capes. Pyro. Ballads. Beats.A kitsch-fest so over-the-top it feels like satire. But here’s the thing: Eurovision isn’t just camp. It’s code. Behind the smoke machines and synthetic choruses is a glitter-soaked simulation of Western unity. This isn’t just Europe’s Got Talent.It’s Europe’s Got Allegiances. The Sparkly Remains of […]
