We’ve all been guilty of it—using our t-shirts to clean our glasses. So this April Fools’ Day, GlassesUSA.com is taking that habit to the next level with a fashion-first solution: an entire outfit made from our signature microfiber cleaning cloth material.
Introducing The Microfiber Collection—a shirt + pants ensemble designed for smudge-free, crystal-clear lenses anytime, anywhere. Your sleeve? A cleaning cloth. Your pants? Also a cleaning cloth. Your entire fit? You get the point.
“We finally gave up trying to stop people from using their t-shirts, so we decided to turn the whole outfit into a cleaning cloth,” said Arie Tom, CMO of GlassesUSA.com. “Honestly, we’re just surprised no one else thought of it first.”
Of course, the collection isn’t real (yet 
), but the joke’s on us—every glasses purchase from GlassesUSA.com will come with a free “Don’t Use Your T-Shirt” microfiber cloth because your lenses deserve better.
